FalsettoJones
04-16-04, 08:17 PM 04-16-04
A woman was in the middle of washing dishes before going to work. Suddenly, the sink went out of control and sprayed in every direction.
She angrily called the plumber and told him the problem.
"Yes, I will be at work. I will leave the key under the mat. And whatever you do, DON'T TALK TO THE PARROT!!!!"
The woman finished the call and got ready to go to work. The woman owned a talking parrot, and the meanest looking bulldog to ever walk the face of the Earth.
The plumber arrived and entered the house using the key. He headed for the kitchen. Upon reaching it, he noticed a large wire cage with a red macaw parrot inside. "What are you looking at, dipwad?" squacked the parrot menacingly.
The plumber was taken aback, but remembered the woman's odd warning and didn't speak to the parrot.
He sat down by the sink and unloaded his tools. On the kitchen mat next to him was an extremely vicious-looking bulldog. He was terrified that it would attack him, but surprisingly, it made no moves toward him at all.
The plumber started his work, only to hear the menacing parrot squack every time he bent over, "Plumber's crack! Plumber's crack!"
By now the plumber had completely lost his nerve. He rose up to he parrot's height and yelled, "You're such a stupid ball of feathers!!!!"
The parrot gave him a vicious look, then said to the bulldog, "Sick 'em Rocky!"
NOTE: The plumber's condition has gone from life-threatening to mildly injured.
She angrily called the plumber and told him the problem.
"Yes, I will be at work. I will leave the key under the mat. And whatever you do, DON'T TALK TO THE PARROT!!!!"
The woman finished the call and got ready to go to work. The woman owned a talking parrot, and the meanest looking bulldog to ever walk the face of the Earth.
The plumber arrived and entered the house using the key. He headed for the kitchen. Upon reaching it, he noticed a large wire cage with a red macaw parrot inside. "What are you looking at, dipwad?" squacked the parrot menacingly.
The plumber was taken aback, but remembered the woman's odd warning and didn't speak to the parrot.
He sat down by the sink and unloaded his tools. On the kitchen mat next to him was an extremely vicious-looking bulldog. He was terrified that it would attack him, but surprisingly, it made no moves toward him at all.
The plumber started his work, only to hear the menacing parrot squack every time he bent over, "Plumber's crack! Plumber's crack!"
By now the plumber had completely lost his nerve. He rose up to he parrot's height and yelled, "You're such a stupid ball of feathers!!!!"
The parrot gave him a vicious look, then said to the bulldog, "Sick 'em Rocky!"
NOTE: The plumber's condition has gone from life-threatening to mildly injured.