Girl Talk

[Wapisima]

GIRL TALK


Did U no kissing is healthy

Bananas are good for peroid pain

Its good to cry

Chicken soup actually makes you feel better

94% of boys would love it if you sent them flowers :rose:

Lying is actually unhealthy :scared:

Only apply mascara to your top lashes :wall:

Its actually true, boys DO insult u when they like you! :boggled:

Its impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed!

89% of guys want YOU to make the 1st move

Chocolate will make you feel better! :yes:

Most boys think its cute when you say the wrong thing. :undecided

A good friend never judges. :no:

A good foundation will hide hickeys!..not that u have any :elf:

Boys arent worth your tears :guilty:

We ALL love suprises!!

[ChirppyGirl]

Thats good! i remember it!

[spazzlydog11]

I love it! Though I'm pretty sure my boyfriend is part of the 6% of guys who dont care to recieve flowers. Oh well! :D

[Noop]

I really don't see why this has ANYTHING to do with pets :rolleyes1

[Sunnessa1]

thats cute :)

[HedgieAndDegu]

Wow, that's stupid. And before you ask, yes, I AM a girl.

[mishalee]

I have to agree- this is stupid, and it is off topic. And this is REALLY inappropriate because 10 year-olds are on here...

[kiss98]

ya it really is kinda stupid...

AND YES I AM A GIRL!

[MissKentucky]

Whats wrong with this... I don't get it?? Explain please. Is this innappropriate?

[sarenasoperky]

I am not against boys but these are true...

Men have a higher stat of getting hit by lightning than women,

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee and

Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie!

[kiss98]

ok then instine...

[jeffgordon14]

thats just great

[kiss98]

lol i know.......

[sarenasoperky]

Hey! Then here is a pet joke!
How to Tell Someone Bad News

A man goes on a 2 month business trip to Europe and leaves his cat with his brother. Three days before his return he calls his brother.

Brother 1: So how is my cat doing?

Brother 2: He's Dead

Brother 1: He's Dead! What do you mean He's Dead! I loved that cat couldn't you think of a nicer way to tell me! I'm leaving in 3 days you could of broke me the news easier. When I called before I left, you could of told me we found him on the roof and we're having trouble getting him down. Then when I called you from the airport you could of told me the Fire Department was there and scared him off the roof and the cat died when it hit the ground.

Brother 2: I'm sorry...you're right...that was insensitive I won't let it happen again.

Brother 1: Alright..Alright, forget about it. Anyway, how's Mom doing?

Brother 2: She's on the roof and we're having trouble getting her down.

[jeffgordon14]

thats awesome hahahahahaha

[sarenasoperky]

hey it does have something to do with animals! I liked it too!

[jeffgordon14]

your awesome Sarena!!!!!!!

[kiss98]

jeffgordon14(mike)

Do you have like a crush on Sarena?

[kiss98]

But yA that sounds like a Joke my Boyfriend would say... LOL

[jeffgordon14]

i dont have a crush i dont even know what she looks like

[kiss98]

yeah! I FOUND ?IT! LOL!

[sarenasoperky]

found what megan!

Mike and me are just friends! It might sound like that but its cuz we know more about each another than any one else on here that we dont know!

[jeffgordon14]

yah for real lay off pall ( just joking)!!!!!

[shazza4505]

that one with the not being able to apply mascara with your mouth shut cracked me up, how true, lol

[sarenasoperky]

I tried that and well... I guess I am just talented I can do it! hehehe kidding!

[Pantamallion]

LOL I know you're mouth always opens just a crack, and BAM it's on there, but then when you're mouth is closed.....uhg, why can't life just be easier on girls? lol

[sarenasoperky]

hehehe yah guys got it easy

[kiss98]

it is hard more like impossible! lol

[jeffgordon14]

yah for real!!!

[JenHan disease]

hey i know chicken soup actually makes u feel better! a chicken is a pet so it does have sumthin to do with pets!!!!

[sarenasoperky]

hehehe I have a chicken so I dont eat chicken soup!
Well I try not to! Your little hampster eating reminds me of another person on here named Bruiser!

[dmgurl]

IT ISNT OFF THE SUBJECT just cuz we are sentient doesnt mean we arent animals (we are mammals thank u very much and no i dont go to far out of my way to save the earth and just cuz ur ten its ur fault its labled girl talk and im 12)

[sarenasoperky]

me too! 13 year on Jan 27

[duck nut 1]

HedgieandDegu, mishalee, kiss98 are so totally right this is so innopropriate. And wipisima how old are you and where did you get this junk from? Some of us are 11 years old. You are a little (or big) devil. :yell: :kaioken: :devil: :redhot: :devil1: :mad1: :mad:

[Spudnik]

I don't see how you being 11 has anything to do with it. I know that this isn't a pet joke, but there is nothing rude in it. Just because it doesn't apply to 11 year olds doesn't mean that it is inappropriate. Anyway, this is an old topic :p

[duck nut 1]

Well, I think this is just a woman's excuse to be lazy and insane. :rolleyes:

[JenHan disease]

lol i dont see how this could be innopropriate at all!!! it isnt rude or anything... lol

[duck nut 1]

Yes. It is rude! :mad:

[Spudnik]

There is nothing rude in it, it's just a few facts. If you are convinced that it is rude, please quote the part that you are concerened about so that I can see it too :p

[cinni]

Chicken soup actually makes you feel better - I'm a vegetarian... thinking about a poor little chicken dying for my soup doesn't make me feel better.

Lying is actually unhealthy - But, telling the truth all the time is not healthy either.

Its actually true, boys DO insult u when they like you! - Umm... it depends on what they say. This is horrible advice for a little girl who gets cussed out by a guy friend and is having mixed feelings whether or not he likes her.

A good foundation will hide hickeys!..not that u have any - GREAT ADVICE... for all the 10 year olds on the board. Go get one and then hide it from your parents using foundation!

Boys arent worth your tears - Actually, some are. Besides, didn't it just say a moment ago that it's good to cry sometimes?


Some parts are innapropriate, others are just plain dumb. Either way, it has nothing to do with pets OR with jokes.

[Spudnik]

Sorry, didn't read your edit. It is one of those things that people tend to get as a chainmail. The thread was started AGES ago anyway, so just let it be.

[cinni]

Sorry, didn't read your edit. It is one of those things that people tend to get as a chainmail. The thread was started AGES ago anyway, so just let it be.


Holy cecals..... may 2004.... why is this still on the top of the board.... wow, its been almost a year!

[Spudnik]

It's on top because someone replied to it for some bizarre reason :p

[LizardLuver11]

i dont think its inappropriate. its just some facts. nothing wrong with it.

[jeffgordon14]

for real its not inapropriate

[duck nut 1]

Thank you so much Cinni!!!!!!

[RiotHistory]

any one on