Bears

[me02]

this is like spazzalydog11s but it's different
look bears bears
how bears bears
long bears bears
i've bears bears
kept bears bears
this bears bears
idiot bears bears
talking bears bears
now read the second section,
now read all of it
now read the 2nd and 3rd section of bears
now read the1st section.

another joke not very animaly but hat the hey.

How do you keep a moron busy
Look below
How do you keep a moron busy
look above.

[lizard64]

ummm i dont really get it

[me02 original]

well, i can't really explain ok there are 3 colums
colum no 1 has the look, how, long, bit in it
2nd has beard in adn so ose the 3rd so read all of the colums them read colum no 1 and no 2 together then no 3 an no 2 then just read colum o 1.

[jennawing]

I'm sure everyone has probably heard this one, but it's one of my favorites!



One day in the forest, a bear and a rabbit happened to stop behind the same tree at the same time to take care of a nature call. The bunny was getting a little nervous, as the bear kept glancing over at him.

"Hey, Rabbit," the bear finally said. "Can I ask you a personal question? Do you have trouble with poop sticking to your fur?"

The surprised rabbit tried a smile. "No, Mr. Bear. I can't say as I have ever had that problem."

"Good," said the bear, who immediately picked up the rabbit and wiped.

[clonedone]

LOL haha thats good

[me02 original]

aw cool, but dose any one have to say about mine?

[me02 original]

aw cool, but dose any one have to say about mine? :hyper:

[spazzlydog11]

Yours was very cute. I heard that one -from a friend of mine. -dog-

[me02 original]

cool, thats ace. good.

[ilovemymices]

I saw a keychain that said "how do you keep an idiot entertained for hours?(turn keychain over)" on both sides...the worst part is that I turned it over 3 or 4 times B4 I got it.

[me02 original]

I know one like tat as well
How do you keep a moron buisy look down
How do you keep a mornon buisy look up.

[Pantamallion]

LOL I got them all. "Look how long I've kept this idiot talking" :laughing: It made me laugh, it wa my joke of the day :lol:

[me02 original]

lol! gud 4 u!

[choco horse]

this is like spazzalydog11s but it's different
look bears bears
how bears bears
long bears bears
i've bears bears
kept bears bears
this bears bears
idiot bears bears
talking bears bears
now read the second section,
now read all of it
now read the 2nd and 3rd section of bears
now read the1st section.

another joke not very animaly but hat the hey.

How do you keep a moron busy
Look below
How do you keep a moron busy
look above.

hey i tought you that one! look how long i'v kept this ideot talking about bears!

[me02 original]

??? who are you?

[yodelinghamster]

I already knew what to do fromt hat other thread: "Try This"
:) So I'm not a moron... I think lol!!!!!!! :lol:

[me02 original]

lo...no you arn't

[pandiapita04]

me02 original, Do you still have mice?
Or are you not the other me02?

[me02 original]

I am me02
I had to regester again because that account went all....funny.lol
Yes i do still have mice. And she is a real handful at times but i still love her.
:angel1:

[panda22]

Cool jokes hahahahahah heheheheh

[KurtsGurl]

I like the rabbit/bear one. ;)