Beware... Of The Mice!

[guppie51]

Beware of the mice

Mice are cute and sweet as honey, they don’t cost you so much money
They charm you either girls, or boys, you will buy them many toys
No need to feed them so much meat, but yogurt drops are real good treats.
So you think your in such control now? That’s when they turn your life around.
Boys are girls and girls are boys, Now theres pregnancy, screw toys.
Hundreds and hundreds YOU pay the price, you must beware of the mice.


(:cheesy:silly silly poem not putting mice down, but some people know what I mean when they have unexpected litters, or fail to sex properly Traici!!!)

[TobyRat]

That's SO funny! :p Did you write that yourself?

[amandala45]

Beware of the mice

Mice are cute and sweet as honey, they don’t cost you so much money
They charm you either girls, or boys, you will buy them many toys
No need to feed them so much meat, but yogurt drops are real good treats.
So you think your in such control now? That’s when they turn your life around.
Boys are girls and girls are boys, Now theres pregnancy, screw toys.
Hundreds and hundreds YOU pay the price, you must beware of the mice.


(:cheesy:silly silly poem not putting mice down, but some people know what I mean when they have unexpected litters, or fail to sex properly Traici!!!)
are u directing that striaght torwards traci??? :mad: :mad: :mad:

[TobyRat]

Amandala, it's a joke. Nobody is mad at Traici, and I don't think it was posted just directing it to her. ;)

[guppie51]

are u directing that striaght torwards traci??? :mad: :mad: :mad:

You know, I never even thought she or anyone else would really get upset over it, I apologize, I thought it was comical.

[TobyRat]

You know, I never even thought she or anyone else would really get upset over it

Me either. I thought is was hilarious! Except the "they don't cost you so much money" part. HA, tell that to my vet, 40$ just to acknowledge it's a mouse, and then they start charging you for the treatment. :rolleyes: :p

[cee219]

Except the "they don't cost you so much money" part. HA, tell that to my vet, 40$ just to acknowledge it's a mouse, and then they start charging you for the treatment.

Haha, that is so true. How vets can jack up the price like that is beyond me. I'm very worried about the vet bill I may have for a sneezing mouse :undecided:

[guppie51]

The poem was talking about mice when you first get em, they seem like resonable pets.

Hey, if a vet will not quote you an average price to see your mouse (excluding treatment) dont even use that vet. Also, ask how many mice they have treated, some vets are like some people...they think, "its just a mouse."

[pandiapita04]

:hyper: That Poem still makes me smile..LOL..
I Kinda forgot about it but while scrolling down to the MOUSE forum i saw Your (Gups) name under a thread and decided to Check it out!
Dang, I think I'ma print that out and put it say, Next to my mouse tank! :p ;)
:rolleyes:

-~Ketlin.. :D

[guppie51]

Morose Musculus

Disease introduced seduces its victims,
battles rage within, and symptoms arise.
As it festers it gains strength and takes control
Survivors are few, death is on its way.

[pandiapita04]

:confused: :eek: :crybucket
:rose: :heartbeat:
*Is speechless*

-~Ketlin.. :rose:

[kimsgerbils]

Mice are your muse gup :) Very nice poems! I myself have written one on gerbils.. I might post it in a new thread.