Mistwraith
11-11-06, 11:31 AM 11-11-06
Here are 23 funny things to do on an elevator, just thought I might share then with ya'll.
23 things to do in an elavator!!!
> 1) open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in their?"
2) Stand silent and motionlesss in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
> 3) When arriving at your door, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then look embarrassed when they open themselves.
> *4) Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
> 5) Meow occasionally.
> 6) Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce in horror "Your one of them"
> and back away slowly.
> 7) Say "Ding" loudly at each floor.
> *8) Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red floor number buttons.
> 9) suction noises when anyone presses a button.
> 10) Stare, grinning at another passenger for awhile, then announce "I have new socks on"
> 11) When the elevator is silent look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
> *12) Push the buttons and pretand they give you a shock, smile and go back for more.
> 13) Draw a little square with chalk on the floor and announce to the other passengers, "This is my space."
> 14) When theres only one person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.
> 15) Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
> *16) Ask if you can press the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
> 17) Hold the door open and say your waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close, and say "Hi Greg! How's your day been?"
> 18) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up and scream "THATS MINE!"
> 19) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
> 20) Create, and hum loudly your own elevator music.
> 21) Swat at flies that don't exist.
> 22) Pretend your a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the other passengers.
> 23) Call out "Group Hug!" Then enforce it!
23 things to do in an elavator!!!
> 1) open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in their?"
2) Stand silent and motionlesss in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
> 3) When arriving at your door, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then look embarrassed when they open themselves.
> *4) Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
> 5) Meow occasionally.
> 6) Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce in horror "Your one of them"
> and back away slowly.
> 7) Say "Ding" loudly at each floor.
> *8) Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red floor number buttons.
> 9) suction noises when anyone presses a button.
> 10) Stare, grinning at another passenger for awhile, then announce "I have new socks on"
> 11) When the elevator is silent look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
> *12) Push the buttons and pretand they give you a shock, smile and go back for more.
> 13) Draw a little square with chalk on the floor and announce to the other passengers, "This is my space."
> 14) When theres only one person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.
> 15) Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
> *16) Ask if you can press the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
> 17) Hold the door open and say your waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close, and say "Hi Greg! How's your day been?"
> 18) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up and scream "THATS MINE!"
> 19) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
> 20) Create, and hum loudly your own elevator music.
> 21) Swat at flies that don't exist.
> 22) Pretend your a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the other passengers.
> 23) Call out "Group Hug!" Then enforce it!