embarrased much?

[missy0ul0ve]

truthfully i'm bored, so I figured I'd try something new...

how about embarassing moments.... everyone's got 'em and i know i like hearing them... and sharing them for other people's humor makes it seem less horrific...

I have about 921478908375892743589020395 moments that would be considered embarassing, but i'll start with one that's not so bad and add some later..

I was sitting by the pool at my appartment (college apartments.. co ed PLENTY of attractive males....)

so yeah i'm sitting by the pool in a lawn chair on the teli with my mother, when some guy walks up to me and says... "I'm a dork!"

and i think to myself... "he's alright, not that cute but why on God's green earth is he telling me he's a dork???"

so i say to him out loud... " ummmmm... that's nice." and he looks back at me with these sad eyes and walks off.. while he is still in range of hearing me i say to my mother on the teli, "Ok WOW some random guy jsut came up to me and said he was a dork!"

so my mother says to me..."umm sweetheart.. what shirt do you have on?" I look at my shirt thinking "ph shit"

it was one that my mom bought me before i moved into my appartment... MY SHIRT SAYS DORKS ARE HOT!!!!! the poor guy was hitting on me and i was a complete ass to him...

[liv4pete]

HAHA! thats great!!!

mine always consist of me getting hurt somehow. i am the worst clutz ever. We were living in an apartment with some other family. we were the only married couple so we got the big bedroom that had its own bathroom. the sink and mirror were on the far wall before you entered the bathroom. i had just gotten out of the shower on night and was standing next to the bathroom door. I seen a shadow and thought someone was in my room. i freaked and spun around real fast and bashed my nose into the bathroom door. it didnt bleed but i broke my nose. then i realized it was a shadow of my reflection in the mirror, there wasnt anyone in my room. yeah, that one was the laugh of the family for a month. LOL

[dbl120902]

One time I came out of Walmart and looked for my car in the parking lot. I walked up to the car and put my key in, and for some reason it wouldn't open. I kept trying over and over, but finally I went inside and asked for some help. They sent about four guys out to help me get in to the car. They tried to use a coat hanger to unlock the door, and right before they succeeded, I noticed that my car was across the parking lot... to my defense, this car looked just like mine. I immediately yelled, "Stop! I don't want to mess up my car. Just go." They were very confused and tried to explain to me that it wouldn't mess up my lock and that they were almost done, but I just kept telling them to go away (I was way too embarrassed to admit what I had done). When they went back inside, I went to my car and drove away.

[DragonSpirit]

I remember when I was walking to the place we met my mom in 6th grade and I was waving to my friend so I didn't notice the big metal sign in front of me and I walked straight into it in front of EVERYONE. Yeahh and I had a big red mark on my head.

[MokeyBird]

Mine usually involve some sort of X-rated content. Hee hee. I won't give details due to the young uns on the board but I will tell of one.

I was the only girl working with five guys(can you tell where this is going) and one of them started reccommending "videos" that the other guys just HAD to see. Well when I walked up I had no idea of the content of the conversation, all I heard was barely the title of one of the videos and I was like "Hey. I've seen that." All of the guys just froze and stared at me. It was so funny. I'm sure my face was red when I realized what I had said I saw.

[missy0ul0ve]

dbl120902

that's funny, i've done that before, not to the point of getting people to help me in, and i was embarassed enough. i can't imagine if i had gotten people to help me get into the wrong car... i'd be mortified!

[missy0ul0ve]

the reason i failed my freshman year of college...

i stoped going to class after these horid incidents:

1. I started college at UT (University of Texas) in the fall of 04. I was nervious and excited all at the same time. on the 28th of august i moved into my new apartment on campus, as i carreid in my boxes i came up with a system of carring 2-3 boxes at a time, and it went pretty good, that is until i say a very georgeous guy walking towards me. i moved over on the sidewalk so that he could pass, when i hit the edge and my foot slipped onto the grass i fell, the box on the top came open upon hitting the ground and my under garnments were sprawled out all over the grass and concrete. naturally he was a sweet guy too, and asked me if i was okay and if i needed help. my responce was simply this, "no thank you i'd like to crawl into a very large hole and die right now." he walked away, when i got in the hosue i decided "tomorrow i will empty the rest."

2. the pool incident that i first posted

3. I am sitting on my balcony smoking a ciggarette when a vry attractive boy comes up to me and asks me for a light. i hand him the lighter and he inhales. as he hands me back the lighter he says "don't we have like four classes together?" naturally i was taking five and he was indeed in four of those classes. since we had seen eachother in classes for about three weeks and never spoken, i decided to make it look like i didn't notice him (stay ahead of the game) so we compared scheduals and yep he was in four. (i'm so slick!) so we get into conversation of our major, and minors, what we do for a living, where we're from blah blah blah, the conversation is going so well, and that's where i decide to screw it up. he mentions something that happened the other day that embarassed him, and i was like oh no that's nothing i have so many moments that were mortifing... so i share with him the one about dropping the box infront of that "oh so grorgeous guy" <yes i mentioned that the boy was hot! of course i did, becuase that boy was so fine! silence falls upon him for a moment and he laughs... he says "that was you??!!" my jaw hit the ground and he said... very nice undies. considering i had four classes with him, i didn't go to them any longer. i smoked on the other side of the building, and spent a lot of time out of my apartment after that.

4. i worked on campus with a bunch of guys and only one other girl who was about 6 sizes bigger than myself. since i was spending a lot of time at home instead of in my apartment, i decided to have my mom do my laundry. one afternoon my mom was down in the dumps so my little sister decided to do laundry and a couple house chores to put her in a better mood... forgot to put sheets in the dryer and all my cloths had a BAD static cling problem! i felt like i had a wet suit on most of the day, but the bottoms of my pants were lose and tended to cling to eachother throughout the day... i went home and re-did the laundry, went to work the next day as normal, but when i came close to my office door i found a strange white cloth of some sort on my door knob... it was my underware (yet again haunting me!) not a cute pair, plain white hanes... and a post it on the door that read "these looked too big for sarah, so we figured they were yours" i locked my office door and cried out the frustration for an hour before getting anything done for the day.

and that is why i stoped going to classes, why i failed my first freshman semester, and why i will never, never step foot onto UT campus ever again

[AnimalSaver1474]

these are great..they make me feel a lot better about my embaressing moments:laughing:

i have some moments, that I think were embaressing, but, like, no one ever thought was, ya know? but there was one that was embaressing...

well, we were at the capital of maine and me and my friend hannah were just walking along..and i was looking at her, walking on the sidewalk. Can you guess what happened? No, I didn't fall into the road, but there was a pole literally in the middle of nowhere.. it was about 4 ft or so..so i was just walking and talking..and then i walked right into it and it stabbed me right into the gut!!! it was embaressing cuz i was in front of my whole class, and when it went into my stomach, i made this really weird noise cuz i was talking.

also, in 5th grade i puked in the middle of our school hallway. lovely, eh?

[dbl120902]

dbl120902

that's funny, i've done that before, not to the point of getting people to help me in, and i was embarassed enough. i can't imagine if i had gotten people to help me get into the wrong car... i'd be mortified!

Hahaha... yes, I was mortified! It is definitely my most embarrassing moment, and something that none of my friends or family have ever (or will ever) let me live down! :p