Funny HAmster Limericks!

[jostring]

As the hamster ran down the hall,
he was happy to have escaped from his ball.
He said "whoop-dee-doo",
I'll hide in a shoe,
And refuse to come when they call.
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Virgil is so afraid of cheese,
He squeaks,"Get that away from me, please.
Take it out of my house!
And give it to a mouse!"
Before I begin to sneeze!
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There was a hamster named shiggy
who always liked to diggy
she dug up a nut
and sat on her butt
and ate it like a piggy
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Patrick runs fast on his wheel,
Even when it begins to squeal,
But can't get anywhere,
With all of his hair,
An outdoor track would be ideal!
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All of my hamsters love mealworms,
As long as they carry no germs.
I slip them on a plate,
Unaware of their fate,
Then watch them wiggle and squirm.

[Panda32892]

Those are very good limericks.My favorites are the first and third ones.The first one reminded me of my first hamster Lucky becuse she was always escaping and the third one was just plain funny.


PS: Read my poem Valentine Moonlight Meeting.

[ChirppyGirl]

thats really funny!