burgular (a animal joke)

me02 · 06-10-04

A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business.

"I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

"So what," says the burglar, "you're only a parrot!"

To which the parrot replies, "Maybe, but Jesus is a rottweiler!"

me02 · 06-10-04

OH MY GOD i'm so sorry i must have posted this in the wrong forum. im so sorry Admin can you please move this to pet joke. im soooo sorry

tommyjake · 06-11-04

Cool joke.lol.

me02 · 06-20-04

thank-you i've got some more that i might post this time into the pet jokes this time. lol :love:

mckenzie84 · 06-21-04

lol thats a good one!

me02 · 06-27-04

im know daz y i put it on er :bouncy2:

:sick:

06-10-04	#1
me02 Registered User Join Date: May 2004 Location: GB Posts: 479	burgular (a animal joke) A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!" Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business. "I can see you, and so can Jesus!" The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!" "So what," says the burglar, "you're only a parrot!" To which the parrot replies, "Maybe, but Jesus is a rottweiler!"

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06-11-04	#3
tommyjake Pets Hub Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: uk Posts: 98	Cool joke.lol.

06-20-04	#4
me02 Registered User Join Date: May 2004 Location: GB Posts: 479	thank-you i've got some more that i might post this time into the pet jokes this time. lol :love:

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mckenzie84 Pets Hub Buddy Join Date: May 2004 Location: oklahoma city Posts: 257	lol thats a good one!

06-27-04	#6
me02 Registered User Join Date: May 2004 Location: GB Posts: 479	im know daz y i put it on er :bouncy2: :sick: