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Old 02-03-05   #1
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Lightbulb Beware... Of The Mice!

Beware of the mice

Mice are cute and sweet as honey, they don’t cost you so much money
They charm you either girls, or boys, you will buy them many toys
No need to feed them so much meat, but yogurt drops are real good treats.
So you think your in such control now? That’s when they turn your life around.
Boys are girls and girls are boys, Now theres pregnancy, screw toys.
Hundreds and hundreds YOU pay the price, you must beware of the mice.



(silly silly poem not putting mice down, but some people know what I mean when they have unexpected litters, or fail to sex properly Traici!!!)
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Old 02-05-05   #2
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That's SO funny! Did you write that yourself?
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Beware of the mice

Mice are cute and sweet as honey, they don’t cost you so much money
They charm you either girls, or boys, you will buy them many toys
No need to feed them so much meat, but yogurt drops are real good treats.
So you think your in such control now? That’s when they turn your life around.
Boys are girls and girls are boys, Now theres pregnancy, screw toys.
Hundreds and hundreds YOU pay the price, you must beware of the mice.



(silly silly poem not putting mice down, but some people know what I mean when they have unexpected litters, or fail to sex properly Traici!!!)
are u directing that striaght torwards traci???

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Amandala, it's a joke. Nobody is mad at Traici, and I don't think it was posted just directing it to her.
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are u directing that striaght torwards traci???
You know, I never even thought she or anyone else would really get upset over it, I apologize, I thought it was comical.
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You know, I never even thought she or anyone else would really get upset over it
Me either. I thought is was hilarious! Except the "they don't cost you so much money" part. HA, tell that to my vet, 40$ just to acknowledge it's a mouse, and then they start charging you for the treatment.
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